- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

salad days!

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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