- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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