- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Atheism

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I like poop in my butt

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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