- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yo Mama just died.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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