whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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