- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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