A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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