What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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30cm = 0,3meters

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Anti Joke

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