- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

your mum

Fat? Jesse Z

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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