What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Justin with a hat.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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