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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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