- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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