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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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