What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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NEVER

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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