What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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