WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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