A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Maths.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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