- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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