- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

i like turtles

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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