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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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