- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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