Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Good job, son.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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