- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

someone called someone else a frog

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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