- Anti Joke

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

You're so sweet I have diabetes

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.