- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Gay rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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