- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

kennah campion when she talks

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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