- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

kennah campion when she talks

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A Duck walks into a bar.

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