Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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