- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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