What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Knock knock! Just kidding.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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