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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What are annoying? Ads.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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