Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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obama

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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