whats worse than a kane nothing

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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