What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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