- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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