When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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