- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

im saul and i love cock

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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