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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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