Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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