- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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