Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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