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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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