Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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