What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

A van drives into a car.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

This is a joke.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

WILLYS

you will like this because i am black.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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