whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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