A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

you gay?

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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