Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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