Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Anti Joke

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