Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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alert('The Game')

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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