Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

SHUT UP JP

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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