- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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