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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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