What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A muslim paints Mohammed

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

360 NO SCOPE

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

boobs!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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