- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Mooses

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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