- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Brain fart

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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