Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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SHUT UP JP

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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