Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

PENIS lol

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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