- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

the sky is green no it is not

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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