- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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