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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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