Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Hello.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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