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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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