- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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