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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Neil is a reterd.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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