- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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