- Anti Joke

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

A man walked into a bar owch

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter