- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

get in the car.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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