- Anti Joke

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ain't idn't a word.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Feminism

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's the new green? Green