10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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