- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Women outside of the kitchen.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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