Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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