- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

the economy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.