- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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