- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

penis. nuff said.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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