- Anti Joke

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why are black people so fast? because there black

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.