How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

White NBA players.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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