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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Jesus Christ

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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