Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Sarah Palin.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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lets bomb africa

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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