- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

my egg roll

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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