- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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