- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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