- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

ok

What's white and gluey Glue

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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