- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What's just not right? Left

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

a man was shot.... he died

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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