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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.