- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How do you make a little girl cry?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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