- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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