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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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