- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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