- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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