Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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