- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

This is an anti- joke

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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