Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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