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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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