What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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