- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

I C U P White stuff

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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