How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How you know when dislextic

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Anti Joke

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