- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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