what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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