- Anti Joke

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in