- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

what goes boo a sock

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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