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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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