Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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SHUT UP JP

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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