Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

No it doesnt..

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

women's rights

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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