What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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