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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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