anti jokes are really funny

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

the WNBA

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Homosexualism is so gay man

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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