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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

You had better thumbs up this post.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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