- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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