Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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