- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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