- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Your mother is so fat.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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