- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Guest what? Dog

what is 3+3= 8

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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