A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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this website is a bad joke

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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