- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Kevin and Ramin

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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