- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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