What do you call an amazing person Good

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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