- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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