Once upon a time a was born

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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snowglobe

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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