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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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