- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Obama = ebola

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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