- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.