What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Women can vote? WTF

women's rights, lol

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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