- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

what's white and sticky semen

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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