- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

can you pass the soap?

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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