- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

No it doesnt..

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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