- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Jersey Shore.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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