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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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