- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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