A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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