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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Ily bae

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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knock knock who's there ?

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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