Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

guess what>? your mum lol

A man was shot. He died.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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