- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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