- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Katy Perry

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

aodhan hearty

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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