- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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