- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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