why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

I went to work today....

a black man pays his child support

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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