- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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