- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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