What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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PENIS that is all

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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