- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

* anti-punchline

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

whats worse than failing your maths test?

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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