- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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