A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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guess what>? your mum lol

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Anti Joke

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