2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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