- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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