- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

mexicans fishing

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

i'm hard

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