- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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