- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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