- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Knock Knock Who's there

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Detroit has a low crime rate

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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