- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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