- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Sex

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

SHUT UP JP

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies