wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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