- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Men's rights

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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