Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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your mum

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Fat? Jesse Z

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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