- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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