- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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