What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

what is the world worst joke? this one

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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