- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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