- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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