Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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