What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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