How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

12 niqqa 12.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Anti Joke

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