What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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THe Election

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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