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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Okay.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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