What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Obama = ebola

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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