Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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