How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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