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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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