- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Gay rights.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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