- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

I walk into a bar...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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