What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Ehh

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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kennah campion... being nice

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when debbie meets downer

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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