Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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