- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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