- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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