Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Pineapple.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Anti Joke

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