What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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White NBA players.

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