- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a lamp?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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