- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

scraggle is in you pillow case

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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