what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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autistic kids rock

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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