- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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