why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Ben Corbishley

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Women's rights.

Pickles

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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