- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

whats brown and sticky a stick

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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