- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did Reed read? A. Read?

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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