- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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