- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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