What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

homosexual rights to marriage

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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