What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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