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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Dead girls can't say no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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