- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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So these two girls have a cup .

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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