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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Where's my baby??

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

rent a cops

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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