- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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