How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's 9+10? 19

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What comes after 69? 70

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Anti Joke

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