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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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