What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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