- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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