- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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