- Anti Joke

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.