- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Horse.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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