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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

So these two girls have a cup .

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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