How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I am quite mature.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's up? Your time.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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