- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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