what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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