- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

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