Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Death by kayak

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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