You're so sweet I have diabetes

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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