What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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I just drank a cola.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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kieran is a homosexual

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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