- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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