- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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