A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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