- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Women's rights.

Poker? I barely even know her.

hi mom

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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