- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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