Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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