- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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