- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How high is the sky? True or False

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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