- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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