Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Caolan and Eamon

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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