haha black people :D

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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