- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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