when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Your big dick.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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