- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

matt is fat

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Happy Monday!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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