- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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