Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

I put my baby in a microwave.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

your mum

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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