- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

smell the vitamin C

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

360 NO SCOPE

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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