What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

can you touch your toes? no

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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