A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Womens rights.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Q- Why? A- Why not?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Where's my baby??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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