How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

I C U P White stuff

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Sex

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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