- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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