- Anti Joke

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

John Cena

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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