- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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